seeing eye single

A soft round ball that finds its way between infielders for a base hit.

Kevin Youkilis hit the ball to the left side of the infield out of reach of both the third baseman and shortstop for a seeing eye single.

by StevenX May 17, 2006

single and ready to mingle

Translation: I am ugly, broke, and have severe personality issues that drive potential dates/mates away.

Okay, I am only kidding.... just because someone says that he/she is "single and ready to mingle" does not necessarily mean that the person is undesirable. It's just that traditionally, most truly-attractive people have lots of OTHER folks approach THEM romantically, so one has to wonder why the person has to actually inform the world that he is "available and sociable". One should go ahead and befriend said individual, but just be a bit extra-wary of "red flags".

by QuacksO December 19, 2019

Singleton

The Singleton - What one is left with when a man shaves his entire pubic area. All of the hair above the shave as well as the undercarriage (huevos) is removed.

Man, man girl loves it when I give myself The Singleton before we make love.

by Johnny Jackass November 18, 2006

Geographical Single

A person whose significant other is in another country. Normally used in relation to those serving in the military and those married to someone serving in the military.

EX 1*-Person A: "She's hot!! Is she single?"

Person B: "Naw man. She's a geographical single, though."

EX 2*-Person A:"Hey, long time no see! Cute kids!Are you married now?"

Person B:"Eh, I'm a geographical single mom."

by Daisy Buchanon September 28, 2008

Singledom

being single for too damn long!

Ay, that one girl can't be happy with her singledom; I mean she hasn't been on a date in 3 years!

by thatchick14 November 24, 2010

Single

any person named matthew ever is single

any man named matthew is forever single

by just your average human November 19, 2019

Single

You are single and not talking to anyone. You can do whatever you want because you don’t have a boyfriend/girlfriend. no one claims you and you don’t claim anyone else. you basically can do whatever you want and no one can get mad at you because you are SINGLE.

Kane: yeah dude I’m talking to Linsey and just fucked sally the other day.
Peter: oh that’s lit dude, but Linsey is gonna get mad. aren’t yall talking?
Kain: why would she get mad? I’m still single. I can do whatever the hell i want!!

by kkeskitit2002 October 19, 2017