Simon

a big asian that is interested in everyones lunch

OOoooooO wheres my lunch? OOOOo what is tht? a carrot? or a pop tart? says simon

by Yuri Suri February 25, 2009

shoot that timothy thru my simon

Background: Used be Barry on various occasions, meaning to be involved in, and or associated with the insertion of a....................flogan into a.................bocker

What boy?? you wanna shoot that timothy thru my simon??? well alright, thats just fine. Don't forget the dvd player! and the Avril lavigne Stencil Set.... Raspberry heaven? the sweet sensation of wheat.

by Barry August 10, 2004

Simon

An unusually short person, who most likely plays video games in class.

"That guy is only three feet tall."
"Wow, he's almost as short as Simon."

by BlackoutZero December 18, 2008

Simeon

Someone who is musically illiterate

Arnold: "Hey did you hear 'All Along the Watchtower' by Jimi Hendrix?"
Kooby: "Who's Jimi Hendrix?"
Arnold: "Stop being a simeon."

by Kazuuay February 6, 2014

Simmons

Simmons is a dude that enjoys fucking shit up. Usually seen in company with Conran fighting off fanny in the town.

Harriet: "Who is Simmons out with tonight?"

Boothy: "Who do you think? His twin, Conran. They're in the Skoda. It's basically a VW Golf with a Skoda badge. Great car. Not like those Renaults...."

by TheManTheHero July 27, 2014

simmone

A out-going talk-a-tive girl who will jump into any car she sees and she is very smart

Man this girl hoped in my van last night that has to be a simmone

by Rock a dock a doodle August 25, 2016

Simon

kind of an asshole. he doesn't speak well and he's weird. he may be homeless. cunt-licker and an asshat. but lesbihonest he has a huge dick.

Simon: We should hang out
any female: fuck you and your lice because your homeless

by krystal11 February 2, 2013