Sheets

Something that you don't currently have, which would be very helpful in the current situation.

Awww, hell nah dawg. We don't have sheets for this!

by dragonseth07 January 11, 2011

Pink Sheet

When you grab your scrotom, and stretch it over someone's forehead.

Boy:Bitch! I'mma give you a pink sheet!
Girl:Okay, just don't get anything in my hair.

by Wolven24 May 14, 2011

DIRTY STRIPED SHEETS

To be so plastered drunk that one is unable to or forgets to wipe their own ass following a shit upon getting home from a night of drinking. Then, as you roll and otherwise restlessly move during the night in your bed, you leave streaks of shit in the pattern of stripes on your solid colored sheets.

Are those brown and white stripes on your sheets? No. Those are Dirty Striped Sheets. Enough said.

by SPORTIN' WOOD July 7, 2008

skeet sheet

a piece of paper towel used to clean up your mess after punching clown.

My skeet sheet is stuck to the lamp shade

by Andrew Stump January 10, 2006

Sheetloaf

When you fart in bed and leave a brown nugget behind.

"What do you want for dinner?" "I think I baked a sheetloaf last night, we can have that."

by caveman12 April 15, 2008

sheetsbaked

To get horribly distracted from doing what you intend on doing and not accomplishing anything.

Erik: "Dude, did you blog it up last night?"
Nathan: No ... I got ... sheetsbaked."
Erik: "Ouch."

by themaneatingcar October 18, 2008

vegan in the sheets

this is not a fucking expression idc what you say

person 1: “i’m vegan in the streets and vegan in the sheets”

person 2: “see a therapist wtf”

by ur.so.wrong October 9, 2020