semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand

I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.

by suryothomere October 8, 2018

Semen Grenade

The term “semen granade” is used to describe a waterbaloon filled with used condoms and hose water. Upon impact the outer layer will burst releasing the semen and hose water mixture upon its unfortunate victims.

Poor Sean, he was the victim of a violent “Semen Grenade” attack last week. He hasn’t recovered since…

by anonymous July 24, 2023

semen

The thing made in glue

Person a: oh my stars is that glue semen flavor
Person b: why yes it is
Person a: did you know I donateded my cock hole juice to be used in the glue?
Person b: what?

by Boe jidens mom March 25, 2022

semen

*sip sip sip oh wait sorry a- semen is sticky white pee with sperms in it. uhh you did not see that

*sip sip sip sip uuuuuu you did not see me sipping that semen- I MEAN MILK

by anonymous December 16, 2020

semen

the thing that cums out of me

look my semen!

Fuck off Zade stop eating it!

by chairs are cool August 20, 2023

Semen demon

A male cum slut that is hot and will do very evil things for cum

Look at that semen demon over there

by Mansen June 5, 2024

Semen Grenade

The term “semen granade” is a used to describe a waterbaloon filled with used condoms and hose water. Upon impact the outer layer will burst releasing the semen and hose water mixture upon its unfortunate victims

Poor Sean, he was the victim of a “semen grenade” attack last week.
He still hasn’t recovered…

by anonymous July 24, 2023