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Secondhand Stoned

When someone gets stoned from being around pot smoke without smoking it themselves.
He passed out on the drive home. I think he was secondhand stoned from when we smoked that bowl around him earlier.
by Bohopoetgirl March 5, 2011
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Secondhand spray tan

The unintentional transmission of spray tan odor/color from one partner to another via direct contact. See printing press.
"Orange chest and stomach... Strong 'burnt carrot' odor," the doctor reassured me it was nothing more than a secondhand spray tan, probably something I picked up from my girlfriend, "it ought to clear up on it's own in a couple of weeks..."
by milliniumfalcon November 22, 2011
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Secondhand Semen

The transfer of genetic material through semen that the uninvolved party receives when sharing beverages or Chapstick with someone who has recently participated in oral sex.
"Can I try your smoothie?"
"Sure, if you want some secondhand semen..."
by Puckslut1223 March 24, 2013
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second violins

usually the worst part of the violins, normally forgotten, rarely gets the melody, often mocked by the first violins.
The second violins are often disappointed with their music.
by that one violinist May 18, 2015
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Second Birthday

If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.
Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”

Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”
by cosmobabe March 29, 2020
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secondhand brain damage

Prolonged exposure to someone else's brain damage to the point a small part of their brain damage causes negative effects to those witnessing their behavior.
i just got secondhand brain damage from scrolling through a flat earth twitter thread
by Mattdiction July 22, 2021
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the second cuming

about 20 minutes after you originally cum, you let out a little cum again in your pants
"I'll brb" - Cameron

"Why bro?'" - Jacob

"I need to clean up the second cuming" - Cameron
by Dylan Micheals January 20, 2018
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