Scandinavian traffic cone

To fill a condom with cum and diarrhoea and freeze it for a girl to use to wank/eat

“I heard Miss greenwood and Mr Donaldson did a Scandinavian traffic cone”

by Geraldine tiddlington the 2nd December 31, 2024

Scandinavian Tango

When you’re driving during a winter storm and hit an icy patch causing the car to slide around. If you control it, it will dance around.

The roads were bad when I was driving back last night. The car and I were performing the Scandinavian Tango

by Car crash survivor 69 January 25, 2026

Scandinavian Squeeze

Squeeze the fuck outta her vagina and then squeeze the fuck outta here pimples then lick under her toe nails then suck her tonsil stones then share the sludge with her father while the mother master baits and feed it to her dog.

Yo that fucker just gave me a Scandinavian squeeze while I was fuckin high as fuck goddamn fuckin damn

by stoke582 February 19, 2026

Scandinavian Bench-press

When you take a towel or washing cloth and hang it from your erect penis in an attempt to test the strength

Last week I got out the shower and I tried the Scandinavian Bench-press. Its when you hang a towel from your penis to test its strength

by Chris100000000000000 March 1, 2026

Scandinavian Kiss

A kiss that involves the tongue that lasts more than 10 seconds.

And then he refused to give me a Scandinavian kiss...

by Creamcheeser February 8, 2025

Scandinavian Handshake

The act of getting pegged.

Joe and I just got back from Denmark, we met this danish couple that introduced us to the Scandinavian Handshake!

by Larsy-chan February 25, 2025

Scandinavian Pun

Scandinavian pun doesn't mean anything you retard

1-"Yeah he said pickles and cucumbers aren't the same, so eventually I gave up on the dumbass and told him to fuck off with that scandinavian pun."

2-"What the fuck is a scandinavian pun?"

by StellerBallChopping April 13, 2025