scooper

A desperate lady who sneakily attempts to scoop up her male partner's ejaculate after he has come (on breasts, into condom, wherever) and insert it into her vaginal opening in an effort to enduce pregnancy.

I was dating Kate for a couple of months but then she started getting really clingy and talking about babies and shit, turns out shes a bit of a scooper!

by Vigie May 30, 2006

scones

n. any form of currency, and/or relating to money

Have a nice day at the beach you lazy bastard, one of us has to work and bring in the scones!

by Blanodino May 6, 2011

Scoled

When someone grabs your balls too hard

Man, I just got scoled by that chick for calling her fat.

by physco steve October 5, 2009

Scone Head

A Scone Head is someone who has a head like a Scone

OMG SAM, IAN HAS A SCONE HEAD

by MysticalMan January 13, 2011

Scones

Booty/ Pussy/ Titties or Women depending on context.

Tumi: "Did you get scones(pussy) at that party last night"
Tumi: "I see you handling the scones(women) dude"
Tumi: "Dude that girl has some nice scones(booty or titties)"

by svdgod July 31, 2015

Sconed

To be stoned while eating a scone from Starbucks.

(Not to be confused with the b-tard version of sconed as in pawond.)

*In starbucks eating a pumpkin scone*

Hey Jane Doe I'm stoned.

No John Doe, You're sconed.

by PoshLove March 16, 2009

Scone

When a group of young wans go to Edinburgh for a weekend lookin for some serious scottish bone- scone.

Jayzus Susan...Hes a quare fine scone. I'd put some cream on that!

by Fone, the female Bone. February 6, 2010