schrodinger's meme

When you find a meme that is either funny or unfunny depending on the context, however you do not know the context of it.

Person1: I saw this anime meme that feels like it could be satirical but also may not be.

Person2: Sounds like schrodinger's meme to me.

by Calvinator_lmao June 27, 2023

Schrödinger's Test

When someone says something completely out of left field to a stranger, and based on their reaction, decides if it was a test or not.

Schrödinger's Test Guy: *insert offensive or ridiculous thing*
Guy: "What the fuck???"
Schrödinger's Test Guy: That was a test, and you just failed.

by beeixzy June 29, 2023

Schrodingaling

A penis so small that you can't tell if they have one or not

Do you have a schrodingaling or...?

by Zubo June 30, 2023

Schrödinger's Happy Meal

You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.

Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal

by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023

Schrödinger's Presentation

When you offer to give a class but only make the PowerPoint when it's requested. It only exists when the higher-ups are looking.

CPL, we need to fill some time, do you have that tactical sleep class ready?
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.

by Unpromotable July 8, 2023

Schrodinger's Sponge

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

Schrodinger's Sponge

by Schrodinger's Sponge July 9, 2023

Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.

Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."

by Onesquawkyboi July 13, 2023