Santa Clarita is a town in southern California where no one under 30 works for a living because they can live off of their rich parents and attend COC for 5-10 years on and off. those whose parents are not willing to support them after coming of age proceed to get on food stamps, sell drugs, and live off of sierra highway in canyon country. these people will eventually move to palmdale.
kid1: hey, i have to go sling some weed out in Santa Clarita, wanna come with?
kid2: yea, might as well. haven't beat the shit out of yuppie scum in a minute.
kid2: yea, might as well. haven't beat the shit out of yuppie scum in a minute.
by TruthBeToldForever October 5, 2011
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-"damn, there goes another loss for the flashes.."
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The act of dipping your balls one at a time into a bottle of milk. The result making your balls look like they have a santa beard.
by jibbs02 November 3, 2009
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Phil: oh yeah thats good
Joel: oh yeah are you ready to take it like a man, here comes the Santa Fe Butt Punch
Phil: Bring it big daddy!!
Joel: oh yeah are you ready to take it like a man, here comes the Santa Fe Butt Punch
Phil: Bring it big daddy!!
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Santa: sshhh. If you be a good boy and don't tell your parents, you'll get a good present this year. Can you keep Santa's super secret santa a secret? *winks*
Santa: sshhh. If you be a good boy and don't tell your parents, you'll get a good present this year. Can you keep Santa's super secret santa a secret? *winks*
by Damionx October 7, 2008
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pronounced: (tsain teh klahz)
A German Nazi doctor who dealt in psychological experimentations with the Jewish prisoners by leaving symbolic items in odd places; such as a ragdoll nailed to a wall. He also loved to play jokes on his fellow officers. In one account, Klas was locked out of a building for being a nuisance and ended up climbing on the roof and sliding down the chimney in order to get inside where he proceeded to eat all of the food and drink the last of their milk stock.
Feared by many for his extreme madness, yet unliked in high command for his lack of success, he was reassigned to an expiditionary team bound for the northern pole. Due to bad weather, the team was left stranded without resupply for weeks in which all died but one. The lone survivor's recount was a terrible one, describing how Herr Zänte Klas killed and ate the team, being the big man he was. When asked how he escaped, the survivor said Klas had been watching him closely, and told him he was a good boy and wouldn't be harmed.
All the men who were killed had, on the night before, hung up their big wool socks to dry and woke to find coal had been placed in them. Another one of Klas's symbolic jokes, they thought. Too late did they realize the truth.
pronounced: (tsain teh klahz)
A German Nazi doctor who dealt in psychological experimentations with the Jewish prisoners by leaving symbolic items in odd places; such as a ragdoll nailed to a wall. He also loved to play jokes on his fellow officers. In one account, Klas was locked out of a building for being a nuisance and ended up climbing on the roof and sliding down the chimney in order to get inside where he proceeded to eat all of the food and drink the last of their milk stock.
Feared by many for his extreme madness, yet unliked in high command for his lack of success, he was reassigned to an expiditionary team bound for the northern pole. Due to bad weather, the team was left stranded without resupply for weeks in which all died but one. The lone survivor's recount was a terrible one, describing how Herr Zänte Klas killed and ate the team, being the big man he was. When asked how he escaped, the survivor said Klas had been watching him closely, and told him he was a good boy and wouldn't be harmed.
All the men who were killed had, on the night before, hung up their big wool socks to dry and woke to find coal had been placed in them. Another one of Klas's symbolic jokes, they thought. Too late did they realize the truth.
So be a good boy because "Santa Claus" watches closely and rewards those who are good. But be a bad boy, and you'll find more than coal in the morning...
by Winter Wonder January 27, 2009
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