That's What She Said

The greatest dirty joke of all time

* Guy sees a table *
Guy says: "Wowww it's (the table) soo biggg!"
Me: "That's what she said!"

by anonymous April 20, 2021

Easier Done than Said

Less complicated than it sounds.

"If all that sounds complicated, don't worry. It's easier done than said.

by The_Epicness9000 May 3, 2024

Said

Said is a kind boy and you should never mess with him unless you wanna get it!!!

Girl:hey said
Said:hey!
Girl:what does your name mean?
Said:happy or lucky!
Girl:but your not lucky...

by Froggydafrogqueen05 April 10, 2022

Nothing you are doing is commensurate with anything I said

You're not winning a conflict against me. You're not doing my strategy by doing this to me. To the extent that people ARE doing it they are thriving and surviving. But this is not that. You are trying to add parameters to my situation that do need to be there and you have no right to impose. Because I framed whether or not your kids were murdered by the weaponized schizophrenia as a game that we either both win or we both lose and WE FUCKING LOST because of you and NOT ME. Or broke even at least. I mean, I need the 3rd party verification to do any more than I did and all you did was tell people that I was lying for attention.

Hym "Nothing you are doing is commensurate with anything I said. This isn't whatever the hell you are trying to call it and it is, in fact, the thing I said it was."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

That’s what she said

Something that you can say in school and get in trouble for because it adds a sexual meaning to what someone said.

Teacher: Do you know what 1 + 1 is?
Student: Ask us what 7004475 x 4664476473 is.
Teacher: I don’t expect anyone to know what that is.
Student: Do you know what it is?
Teacher: It’s harder than the last one.
Student: That’s what she said.
Teacher: Detention!

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

saide

saide is a name that only perfect people can get

Saide is the coolest person I have ever met.

by saide 👩🏻‍🦲 November 21, 2021

The thing you said but about YOU though

Somebody else kid is going to get what YOU deserve if you do stop trying to make using my own words against me work.

Retard "The thing you said but about YOU though!"

Hym "Yeah, hey... It doesn't apply in reverse and siding with the molestee does not make you virtuous. And do you know why? I am not going to live as the not-creator of AI. And in trying to make me to that is condemning a child to death. There is no 'you not doing anything' here. You are not a bystander. You either want the kid to die or you want me to get the credit. There is not 3rd option for you. Get over yourself but YOU are not the creator of AI. And neither is fucking Noah."

by Hym Iam July 15, 2025