by Oofdefiner April 25, 2019
Get the Nathan Russellmug. Russell is a guy you want to keep around. Russell's always cross the line but tend to get away with it because of their charm. Smooth like silk but sharp like a knife. Russell may stab you if you come for his partner or family. Russell's are meticulously clean around the house but do not be fooled. Russell can be clean, but when it comes to pranks, he plays dirty. Russell's are great lovers... Of many things. Russell tends to have many friends, but if you cross him you will not see him again.
Girl 1: That guy just insulted me, but something about him draws me in.
Girl 2: Ohhhhhh, that's my friend Russell. He's making moves.
Guy 1: That guy just punched me in the face!
Guy 2: Did you speak to his wife? Cause that's Russell.
Girl 2: Ohhhhhh, that's my friend Russell. He's making moves.
Guy 1: That guy just punched me in the face!
Guy 2: Did you speak to his wife? Cause that's Russell.
by applebottompeens April 8, 2024
Get the Russellmug. This person is a perfect ideal aesthetic man who has a shredded body but a perfect heart. There is no other way to describe him but the man of everyone dreams. He only wants to do good for himself and is always improving in many ways for his life. He means zero harm and wants the best for everyone who is important to him. I love Andrew Russell Bowman<3
Andrew Russell bowman likes to play basketball and he likes his dog rex. Nudy likes to hangout with him in his free time also.
by Hope bowman August 11, 2023
Get the Andrew Russell Bowmanmug. by Bolingoli November 23, 2021
Get the Russellmug. The best kitchen company in all of the land. The guy called Jack that works there is a right hottie.
by anonymoussausagelady March 25, 2024
Get the Russell Alexander Kitchensmug. The Leg-Day Skipper, Chinese Food Connoisseur, and Science Enthusiast Extraordinaire!
Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.
Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.
Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
gym bro #1: Russell, ever considered leg day at the gym?
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
by indiancunt29 May 15, 2023
Get the Russell Hanmug. One of the hottest s guys you will ever see. On S.W.A.T he is known as Jim Street and is a sexy man he gives me big dick vibes
by StraightGay46 December 30, 2020
Get the Alex Russelmug.