Greasy weirdo, terrible haircut, annoying as shit, autistic, little itty bitty jsn. There is always dandruff in his hair and is the most annoying friend in the group. Always looks at cheap poor dirtbikes because he knows he can't afford it. Bro could cut his hair and it would still be terrible, never showers, always opens lunchboxes and never buys food for IceyIce. Also has some sidequest ah friends like finn craigslist who picks his nose and looks like a golem. Also he takes baths
by RusselPlays November 27, 2023
Get the Russelmug. When a friend tells you to get on an online service such as Xbox or PC, but when you get on, your friend is playing with someone else on a different game not predetermined or a game you do not have, or they simply "dont feel like it anymore". This is especially effective when you are in the middle of something and the person being a Russell interrupts your task.
Man, Adam was being a Russell last night when he told me to play PC with him but when I got on he was playing a game I didn't have and wouldn't play with me
by dmanham123 March 13, 2014
Get the Being a Russellmug. Small town near Ottawa named after a racist slave master that was ranked 3rd best place to live in Canada in 2018.
If you want to live here you must be a entitled government worker or arrogant cop. The town is pretty quiet and very few businesses there, most are in neighbouring Embrun. The few businesses in town are run by people that look like they hate their lives and want to hang themselves. The real excitement locals like to do is walk their dogs around town and complain about everything on local Facebook groups. If your over 65 you go to the Tim Hortons to sit with other unhappy old farts sipping a expensive small coffee starting rumors/spreading gossip. For a true seasoned
Russellite you must find out when your neighbor is working in the office that week so you can go over to make love to their spouse. The town also has 15 massage therapists, locals are so stressed out working from home. Domino's is the only place that delivers food and the car can be seen all over town driving like a stoned maniac. The town teenagers have formed local gangs that consist of the pyjama pants vapers and Furies that dress up as animals. They control the south part of town and do drugs under the bridge and make out in the back of U-Haul trucks. Also If you are not white Anglo Saxon or French you will most likely be bullied out of town.
If you want to live here you must be a entitled government worker or arrogant cop. The town is pretty quiet and very few businesses there, most are in neighbouring Embrun. The few businesses in town are run by people that look like they hate their lives and want to hang themselves. The real excitement locals like to do is walk their dogs around town and complain about everything on local Facebook groups. If your over 65 you go to the Tim Hortons to sit with other unhappy old farts sipping a expensive small coffee starting rumors/spreading gossip. For a true seasoned
Russellite you must find out when your neighbor is working in the office that week so you can go over to make love to their spouse. The town also has 15 massage therapists, locals are so stressed out working from home. Domino's is the only place that delivers food and the car can be seen all over town driving like a stoned maniac. The town teenagers have formed local gangs that consist of the pyjama pants vapers and Furies that dress up as animals. They control the south part of town and do drugs under the bridge and make out in the back of U-Haul trucks. Also If you are not white Anglo Saxon or French you will most likely be bullied out of town.
Honey let's move to Russell, Ontario it's cheaper than Ottawa, we can work from home in our pyjamas and get a massage stoned.
Did you see those new Canadians moved into our town of Russell, Ontario it's getting bad here honey.
Did you see those new Canadians moved into our town of Russell, Ontario it's getting bad here honey.
by Melanie Corvinelli April 4, 2024
Get the Russell, Ontariomug. 9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, hated by everyone. Has commuted multiple atrocious war crimes and is currently locked up. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.
by Mr. Infamous September 15, 2020
Get the Russellmug. by Daveyyy999 February 18, 2022
Get the connor russellmug. Last night I wanted to shake things up, so I did the russell scarborough instead of my usual wack n jack
by MMMaybeeggs June 28, 2019
Get the russell scarboroughmug. 
Get the Russellingmug.