Retarded

1. Occurring or developing later than desired or expected; delayed. Relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development

-This is NOT ment as an adjective to replace stupid, dumb, annoying, unitelligant or any other negative word. This is and only should be used to describe a child that was born with a mental or physcial miscomunication.

Spread the word to end the word.

"That's retarded."
"No, that's stupid, not retarded."

by SpreadTheWord22 November 2, 2011

Dirty sanchez's retarded cousin

Performing a Dirty Sanchez after taking ecstasy.

I introduced Stacy to Dirty Sanchez's retarded cousin last night.

by siris83 November 16, 2006

Facebook retarded

A person (usually a guy) who has a Facebook to impress other people. Usually these people don't know what they're doing when they're using Facebook. They'll upload pictures and update their status every now and then but they rarely ever talk to people and they don't have a clue what the hell they are doing. Usually their girlfriend or has their password and likes to go in and read their mail and make sure he's not cheating on her. This usually happens when the chick does not trust the guy or vice versa. Usually there is that one chick who is a lot hotter then the girlfriend and likes the guy. The girlfriend is threatened by this chick. Therefore, she will go in and remove the chick from the guy's friends. Why? Because he is "Facebook retarded" and doesn't know or care what goes down on his page.

Also, usually when someone sends this person a message over Facebook chat he usually will send short responses or he will never even respond. He also will go offline and go idle a lot and his activity on Facebook will be very strange.

Girl 1 - "Damn, why did that Wendell remove me from his friends? I didn't do nuthin!"

Girl 2 - "His chick probably went in and removed you from his friends. After all, Wendell is Facebook retarded."

OR

Girl 1 - "How come Wendell's status updates never sound like him?"

Girl 2 - "One of his homies probably updates it for him. Wendell is Facebook retarded. Ya digg?"

OR

Girl 1 - "Why does Wendell never respond to my messages!?"

Girl 2 - "Chill girl, his chick probably goes in and deletes them because she knows you love him and she knows that you're a helluva lot hotter then she is. After all, we all know Wendell is Facebook retarded."

by infamous.princess July 7, 2009

retarded monkey

The 43rd president of the United Stated of America: George W. Bush

There are many factors which affect the global policies of the United States, not least of which is the sad fact that its citizens elected a retarded monkey as their leader.

by ZenCow July 3, 2006

retarded

A word only used by 10 year old who don't even know the actual definition of the word, yet only do they realize every time they use that word they're making themselves look retarded.

Fuck off , you're so retarded.

by youfuckingcunttbh April 15, 2017

mainly retarded

an extremely idiotic or foolish state of being. Usually used by one moron to deride the intelligence of another. Derivation or corruption of mentally retarded.

Mike is such a dweeb; he is mainly retarded.

by David December 2, 2003

Retarded bird

When you lie on the ground and look like you retarded and fell out of a tree.

Look, aaron is bustin out the retarded bird!

by RLOVE March 3, 2003