Rofl Cone

A sarcastic responce to a lame joke that does not actually make you rofl

Kelly's jokes suck, and whenever she texts me one I just respond by saying rofl cone, so that she feels funny.

by nickf&hismom May 2, 2011

rofflolmfao

Rolling on the fucking floor lauging out loud my fucking ass off. Means it's funny. Often used to mock people without them knowing.

girl you're interested in:

- My boyfriend broke up with me last night

you:

- rofflolmfao

Her:

- what does that means?

you:

- I'm sorry for you

by pedromcpedo August 4, 2011

rofl-copter

When you roll on the floor laughing, in a helecopter.

"Have you ever rofl-coptered before? "

"Nah, to expensive, you? "

"Same, my cousins rofl-copter all the time, their pilot is a comedian"

"That mustnt be cheap..."

"Nope, they won the lottery and dont know what to do with all the money"

by lemondrop98 October 24, 2011

rocle

(noun, plural "rocles", sounds like "focal")

When the patch of slightly longer hair in an uneven beard or at the tip of a mustache is absentmindedly twisted into a point or spike it becomes a rocle. Just as stroking one's own facial hair, it is typically done either in an absent-minded fashion or as a nervous tic, like the chewing of fingernails.

I can't concentrate on the book; I keep finding all these rocles in my beard.

See this rocle I just made that's sticking out? I think I need a trim.

My girlfriend loves to twist my rocles.

by Peterish June 29, 2012

ROFFLAC

ROLLING ON FUCKING FLOOR LAUGHING AND CRYING

Mommy: what are you doing, learn how to drive STUPID IDIOT

Daughter: in back seat repeats ---> STUPID IDIOT

Mommy: ROFFLAC

Daughter: Bahahaha

by #1 MAC21 July 30, 2012

ROFL

One of many expressions that the twenty first century has seen grow up, meaning you absolutly don't care about what it has been said, but you react anyway.
Originally, this one is used for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing".
You can also use it, or peers, when a situation offers you what it could be done with.

rapper 1 : Hi dude, we'd get a good place tonight... You wanna join our rofl, or what ?
dude : Roflmfao guy, your random opening flow of liturgy is the most awesome I've ever checked, I surely will put it down !
rapper 2 : Don't be so polite, bro. I promise we will rofl for you.
(pay attention : here it is used for "rehabilitate our fire lines", for example)
dude : You mean that we'll gonna rofl together ?
(there, for "rise our fate as lightnings")
rapper 3, rofling silently : Of course, dude.

by earthling August 10, 2014

rofl

Rofl means Raging Over Female Lusts. It letteraly means someone (a guy) is so mad that he wants a female that he starts raging. Sometimes it can mean throwing chairs, but other times it can mean burning down buildings and killing thousands.

Mellissa: I heard peter killed a couple hundred people in Mexico.
John: Yah, he was ROFLing

by TheUniqueDefiner March 14, 2015