John Redcorn

The Parks and Rec actor who was shot. Rumor has it he was being harassed by his neighbor. They got into an altercation. The harasser shot the guy.

Hym "The Husband of the guy who played John Redcorn claims is was a hate-crime but the police say the is no evidence. This was always the goal. This is EXACTLY why I'm doing what I'm doing here. This was always the desired outcome for me. My life was always on the line. There is only EXACTLY ONE way for me to ensure that this doesn't end badly for me. And that is exactly why if it doesn't end well for me it needs to end badly for as many of YOU as possible. That is why they do it. They want ME to end up like John Redcorn OR resign myself to a life that is in no way commensurate with my deeds. They are trying to provoke me into an altercation so they kill me or ruin me or trap me in a life that I do not want and I don't have to let it happen. So you pay for that fucking AI bitch."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

Valentine’s Redo

This day takes place on February 16th. It’s a day for guys/girls who have fucked up on Valentine’s Day and failed to make their significant other happy. It gives them a chance to redo Valentine’s Day. The reason it’s not on February 15th is because that day is for couples to argue about how Valentine’s Day was shit and it’s used for the man or female who fucked up to buy chocolate on sale lol.

Boyfriend: **doesnt even say happy Valentine’s Day or make an effort to see her**

Girlfriend: ** gets mad and tell all her friends**

Boyfriend: **feels bad because he wasn’t thinking about her feelings**

Boyfriend: **takes her out on Valentine’s Redo day and makes girlfriend really happy**

by 69XD420 February 15, 2019

Globerbubas AKA Redmond

That one creepy uncle you have that stares at you from across the table

Oh crap did you hear about that Globerbubas AKA Redmond

across the street

by Globox the Globox June 23, 2019

Ask a redhead out day

November 18 is a day where somebody asks out a ginger

You- “it’s November 18 has anyone asked you out yet today?”
Redhead- “no, why”
You- “it’s ask out a redhead day”
Redhead- “what’s that mean?”
You- “you just ask out a red read on Ask a redhead out day “

by Annah banana November 17, 2020

hop on redbox

Usually its a term for 'Fingering'your friend, whether if they are a boy, or girl.

They cannot deny this request.

"Hey Micheal, wanna hop on redbox?"

by baseiscool September 2, 2022

Being a Redmon

The act of disliking when someone's name gets turned into an action

Person 1: "I hate that whole thing, when someone's name gets turned into an action"
Person 2: "Man, don't go around being a Redmon!"

by JustThatBritishGuy March 13, 2023

Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024