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Juliana Rand

by NewCityGirl1 October 31, 2022
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Funky Randall

Funky Randall is a scandal of proportions you can't handle.
I've really got myself in a Funky Randall this time!
by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023
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Funky Randall

A Funky Randall is a mistake you can't take
A Funky Randall is a mistake you can't take
by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023
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Ayn Rand's criticism of altruism

As someone who has cited this on so many occasions that it's IN MY PREDICTIVE TEXT... Why do you think it would logically follow that I wouldn't wnat credit or money?
Hym "Seriously! I've cite Ayn Rand's criticism of altruism so many time it's in my predictive text! That's what makes it something-something non-sequitur guys! Try literally anything other than Uno Reverse and Something-Something Non-sequitur ONE TIME! It's a literal coin toss."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
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donovan randall schumaker

a glorious black boy with dreads. his birthday is everyday. he is my special pookie bear.
by lebronnnnnnnnnnn February 25, 2024
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Ballsack-Randalson

Definitely not Carolyn or Simon’s personal yeast infection, but certainly a close friend named Andy or Ellen. A Ballsack-Randalson on the perineum is a sluffing/callused/rot that when clawed fervently swells and eventually resembles a scrotum cheeseburger. Both Carolyn and Simon referred to their poor friends mangina with a gagging incredulity as they made scoops out of both hands and with their fingernails at the ends dug upward and in from back to front as hard as it seems possible. Later I found out that they actually did have Ballsack Randalson. Photos at CarolynSimonEllenAndyDaveHeidi.com
I’d come with you guys to crater lake, but have you seen this (bends over and spreads cheeseburger like growth between vagina and butthole or scrotum and squirty respectively) it’s a Ballsack-Randalson and I’ll be flagging traffic with these scoop hands all night.
by ChonkerLude August 5, 2025
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I got Raked

When your IT professional screws you over. Pronounced like the computer rack. "Racked"
I ask Jim our computer guy to install my workstation before lunch, instead he left for lunch early. I got Raked
by Bulldogslobber December 19, 2011
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