pukie

A fraternity pledge. The term comes from the fact that pledges are constantly puking due to disgusting pledging events.

"Eat this jar of mayonnaise and Crisco now, pukie"

by krau March 16, 2009

puthead

one who gets high off mini golf

my grandpa is such a puthead, he steals all our money to go play mini golf at the cheap motel

by friend of a troubled puthead May 3, 2009

puteric

someone who is very technology oriented and is very popular at the same time.

Steve is so puteric cause he knows C++ and is the most popular kid in school.

by Mia's_boy July 27, 2009

patient patent

Medical patent

A hand and wrist restraint for a patient comprising of a glove having an inboard end and an outboard and a central extent positionable over the palm and back is an example of a patient patent.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Puter Snatch

Noun. A women that you meet on the internet for sex and only sex.

I found me some good puter snatch last night trolling the net.

by jn969 June 1, 2010

patience herpes

(n.) A disease of one's patience that is spread via contact much like the STD herpes onto one's patience levels so that whenever one encounters a great deal of stress the infected person 'flares up' and causes a flood of liquid to come pouring out, usually in the form of saliva, as a result of that person becoming annoyed the fuck out. Highly contangious if not properly treated and prevented. Various forms of treatment include: anger management counseling and the use of a condom.

Dude #1: After yelling and spraying spit at my annoying little sister, I realize I have patience herpes.

Dude #2: Totally.

by dabomb20001 April 14, 2011

putig

a person who can't type without auto-correct, usually a fag

dude, look at bailey she's such a putig

by beepboopbeepbopbeep December 5, 2011