Batty Puppet

A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you

Shes a batty puppet high commander, intending to ruin my life. Ugh pax her wdr

by Queen Jenni of Sparta October 19, 2008

up it puppet

A term used when asking someone to return something borrowed or stollen.

Jon took my seat so I said up it puppet to make him get up so I could sit down

by Scooby-do November 20, 2017

Puppet master

When you manipulate a person to speak in a certain direction

She's the puppet, and I'm the puppet master.

by Earning a fucking July 12, 2016

Coke puppet

A person that is blacked-out drunk and remains animated by a large dose of cocaine. A coke puppet remembers little-to-nothing of events and blames the coke for its actions.

He stayed up all night drinking and showed up for golf a coke puppet. He can’t remember what he did to piss everyone off.

by RonPaulCanSaveAmerica June 3, 2024

Puppeteer

The sexual act of shoving a hand in your partner as they move their mouth with no sound and you speak for them as if they're your puppet.

Last night I put my hand up her butt to do the puppeteer so she can finally say she loves me.

by 21JY August 27, 2025

Puppeteering

When you get a friend to work an unconscious body to preform sexual acts

Me and my friend Alex took turns 'puppeteering' some passed out chick last night.

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by KnottyBoy January 15, 2016

Junk puppet

A name given to an individual who will like a puppet can be controlled by drugs or money to jump on anyone's junk.

The 49th man in line spat on the junk puppets gaping arse!

by P4n1k November 20, 2019