Definitions by christpanda

knee puppets 

when her boobs are so big and saggy, they can be manipulated in a seated position by bouncing them off of her knees perhaps by her knees.

See that bitch sitting over there? I wish she would stop tapping her foot because her knee puppets are flopping around like a fish out of water.

knee puppets by christpanda August 29, 2011

shame run 

a very late, drunk'n trip to get fastfood

Dude, I woke up on the couch with wrapers and dried-up cheese all over my lap. I don't even remember going on a shame run.

shame run by christpanda August 7, 2011

shame loaf 

1. a lonely turd that was neglected and not flushed down the toilet.

2. a substandard sandwich, hoagie, sub or grinder usually purchased at a gas station or vending machine.

1. That shame loaf might have a little bit of blood in it.

2. That shame loa might have a little bit of blood on the wrapper. Oh, thats just motor oil.

shame loaf by christpanda August 7, 2011