L-Plated

VERB: to do something stupidly or clumsily; mostly used by those attending King's College, Auckland, and their associates.
Derived from L Plate the plates that Learner drivers must display when driving.

Commonly used in conjunction with retard wanker eatass and other insults. Generally only used by teenage males.

Guy 1: Hey, Tom, where's mum's car? I want to go out.
Brother: Sorry, I crashed it coming into K-Rd. The cops dropped me off. Gutted eh?
Guy 1: Well, you fully L-Plated that, retard.

and

Guy 1: Man, I am so screwed..!
Friend: What's up?
Guy 1: I fully L-Plated it with Christie - called her Jess. Fuck.

by Lecca August 22, 2006

skip plate

When an overweight individual produces fecal matter and is not able to sufficiently wipe the affected area, it leaves an unattended area of skipped fecal matter also known as 'skip plate'.

See above definition of skip plate.

by 911 and Cali August 27, 2009

Your front plate sticks out like a sore thumb

Dude, you should quit driving by my house in that blue car and parking it at the bakie shop!

Your front plate sticks out like a sore thumb. It's all red and say's omni... * * *saves on it. It your trying to be incogneeto your doing a horrible job of it. e.g. Stop calling me a liar too. You dont see me driving by your place like a nause with a cause. Boom shacka, ya loud mouth chicken shit!

by UneedAQuarter2makethatcall? May 17, 2010

Super Plate

a super plate is when you're super hungry and make all different kinds of food for yourself all on one plate

know you niggas hungry, come and get a super plate - Put On, Young Jeezy

by tamade October 18, 2008

Blue Plate Special

New Jersey replaced their old, blue license plates in 1993, but some were given the option to keep them. These drivers, called Blue Plate Specials, are characterized by their white hair, incompetent, shockingly slow driving, most often in a Dodge Aries with a vinyl top.

Fuck, I'm stuck behind another blue plate special.

by Shit Cock October 22, 2012

home plate

n. The ass of a mother/older woman, where the jeans come up to the middle of the back, revealing an odd-shaped buttform.

I don't know if she plays baseball or is just a thief, because it looks like there's a home plate in her slacks.

by Sanias March 17, 2004

Hot Plate

When a layer of saran wrap is applied over a face before a hot coil of stool is laid on top of it.

"Tammy woke up with a hot plate."

"Shut up ho, or I give you a steaming hot plate."

by Kerry "MFC" Cotton May 11, 2010