Mother-Pucker Punch

PAIN IN ASS MOTHER-IN-LAWS

When you are doing your mother-in-law doggie-style you then jam it in her ass. As she turns around puckered from pain you donkey-punch her in the mouth. Making this the MOTHER-PUCKER PUNCH.

by Mother-Pucker Punchers October 14, 2009

Pruck

quirky,witty, someone who is clever, and quick, yet lacks real sincerity. At times sarcastic.

Peggy: My cat just died Fred!
Fred: Really? Well frankly I don't give a damn!
Peggy: You're so insensitive Fred! You (insert curse word of choice) Pruck!
Fred: I was just kidding! Peggy wait!

by Cathleen Mcarthur March 23, 2007

hockey puck

a can of dip.(Dipping tobacco) due to its resemblance to the can.

i dip 1 hockey puck a day.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

phuck

A phrase used for when the philadelphia phillies lose.

Friend: Did the Phils win?
You: No
Friend: PHUCK!

by br0s3ff January 7, 2012

Pucker up

The firn of when you're pussy/bussy/ass is twitching.

Broooooooooooo last night she would pucker up alllllll the time!

by 12398767 January 2, 2022

fig pucker

The face made when a sour fig is eaten; one who resembles such a face.

That guy's a real fig pucker.

by Mr. Ray September 23, 2008

puck buddy

Two people not in a relationship that still partake in romantic activities. But unlike Fuck Buddies, puck buddies only go as far as kissing. It is derived from the phrase "pucker up"

Amy and Jason broke up, but she still wanted to be a puck buddy because she still had some feelings for him.

by Rellef October 27, 2008