potato

According to Youtubers, something you can take a picture with.

Quick! Take a picture of me!

Augh, I forgot the potato!

by Red Le November 18, 2011

Mr. Potato Head

A fat dickhead who's fucking my wife

Matt aka Mr. Potato Head is banging my whore ex

by Toucan (Son of Sam) February 12, 2019

potato

deliciously tasty spud

dude 1 : hey what's that?
dude 2 : a potato
dude 1 : AWESOME

by emich December 29, 2009

potato wedge

delicious fast food item, wedge of potato covered in batter and deep fried to perfection

Matt: Man I'm so hungry

Paul: I would love a good potato wedge right about now

by Matthew Friesen December 5, 2007

shirt potatoes

Slang for boobs / breasts / sweater puppies

j, i would say that your female friends respect you, but aren't likely to reveal their shirt potatoes to you unless they are in a real "what the hell" mood

by jklp November 10, 2008

couch potato syndrome

When someone has been a couch potato all day and as a result is groggy, grumpy and anti-social.

1: "She just sits on the couch all day and watches tv, whenever I try to talk to her she's short and rude."

2: "sounds to me like she has couch potato syndrome"

by barbiegirl_wicky wicky January 4, 2011

Couch Potato

The word for someone who sits on a couch for many ours and does nothing.

Also known as the man who lets girls Shrek him.

"I'd like to now how to be a great couch potato!"

by ㄑㄦ March 18, 2016