Professional Trust Falling

The act of a friend becoming a professional at catching you when you randomly scream out, "TRUST FALL"

Wow, Jared J is like seriously a professional trust falling expert. he always catches me.

by Da kingda ka July 16, 2011

Professional Shit-bag

Noun: (in the Marine Corps) an individual who is purposefuly so close to the minimum standards that he is perceived to be out of regs, or an individual who is actually out of regs (on purpose) but is able to get away with or hide it. This is to include haircuts, pft/cft scores, uniform regulations and more.

SSgt blasted that LCpl for the 'mop on his head'. He must be what you call a professional shit-bag.

by Termin@l L@nce September 28, 2013

professional boner

When you deeply admire someone in your profession and want to emulate them.

Did you see Kevin's presentation? I have a massive professional boner from his use of color.

by Blitz66 February 2, 2017

Urban Dictionary Professional

Responsible for the maintenance, upkeep, and expansion of the Urban Dictionary website. The process to become a UDP includes a set of rigorous coursework that culminates in a UDP certification.

Job Counselor: Have you thought of getting a UDPC and becoming an Urban Dictionary Professional?

by someonefromearth January 10, 2010

prefessional

Non-professional work, created by non-professional people using professional equipment and / or software.

That video was really good. It's hard to believe it's only prefessional.

by HiFi April 1, 2009

5 step process

A step system to anally fucking a girl, start with our smallest finger and work your way to the biggest finger. finally you ram the hell out of her ass with your dick!

Kyle: yo have you fucked your girl in the ass yet?
Jimmy: naw she thinks it will hurt to much.
Kyle: have you tried the 5 step process yet?
Jimmy: damn, i didnt think of doing that.

by adam wayne bitch September 22, 2009

Prowess

Immense skill, especially in sports of the night. Beds and hotel rooms along with alcoholic drinks are commonly involved. It can sometimes be rough and adventurous into unknown territories.

Dude, Shelia was so prowess at soccer last night.

Yo, you wanna prowess tonight?

by JimmyMcVonPants December 12, 2010