Pressed

Pressed - Being irritated or annoyed by something.

Pressed:
“Oh, you’re pressed because your Gook Twat didn’t get any likes? How will the world survive without your thoughts nintendo games and brown snatch?”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

pressed

to be pressed is to be threatened by someone

thug: yo i pressed this bum and taxxed him
other thug: slide his bape hoodie

by jjakcmeatthatahh June 27, 2025

Pressed

Being under pressure or making a big deal out of nothing

“He’s hella pressed.”

by Anonymous 2982 October 23, 2019

Presses

Ecstasy/MDMA in a concentrated, pressed pill.

We had some fire presses last night; blue grenades I think they were called?

by redsfan1324 March 16, 2022

Hydraulic Pressing

The process a gay man, who’s penis is skinnier than his partner, pushing his penis into his partners foreskin and fitting inside it.

“You should’ve seen it, I stuck my penis into Jerry’s foreskin and it looked like a hydraulic pressing!”

by Nig Bigger January 26, 2025

Pickle Press

PICKLE PRESS. PRESS. THAT. SHIT. AHHHHHHRGHRHGRHRHHHHH. So what is a pickle press you may ask?

Pickle press: the act of cooling the warm moist pickle on the nice and cool window. OR. the act of trying to get the pickle stuck IN WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE A MANIAC. anyway. Remember gizmoa lovely innocent cat. never. EVER. EVER PICKLE PRESS IN THE WINTER. Gizmo: *meow*. don't worry the cat will be JUST FINE. anyway. let's put the pickle press into a greater context of deeper understanding while we transcend into the wilker milker galaxy AND FIND THE ULTIMATE GIZMO PICKLE.

Gizmocat: *meows innocently*

(HELP. HELP ME. HELP HELP)

Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!

Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass.

So now we are here and you have reached the end. Now you have a deeper UNDERSTANIDNG. sorry. Um. deeper understanding. of... THE PICKLE PRESS.

by milkthatwilklittleleeeeooooo.L February 21, 2024

cooter-press

Pressing female butt cheeks against the window from the inside of a car. Often while the car is in motion. If you can only see the butt cheeks, it is called a moon. But if you can see her cooter along with the moon, it is referred to as a cooter-press. Her butt along with her cooter are pressed against the window.

Oh my gosh Dilbert, did you see the car that just passed us? The girl in the back seat was giving us a cooter-press. Speed up and see if she will do it again.

by Pokefan88 January 9, 2009