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Poon Flop

The most discusting floppy pussy you have ever seen. Or a dirogitory remark to say to someone you don't like.(Cause they dont know what it means either).
"This girl last night had the biggest Poon Flop i have ever seen."

"Get over here you fucking Poon Flop."
by Crazylson September 30, 2009
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Poohshinicken

A polite way of saying the word "Shit" which is usually considered a vulgarity and profanity in Modern English.

Poohshinicken - As a noun it refers to fecal matter (excrement) and as a verb it means to defecate or defecate in; in the plural ("the poohshinickens") it means diarrhea.
Little Gilly went 'Poohshinicken' in the toilet all by herself.

Iz got into a lot of 'Poohshinicken' for not listening to her Mother who always knows best.
by Isabelle Crosby 97 March 24, 2010
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Poon Paddler

Very similar to the phrases, vagina blocker, cunt Nazi, pussy kryptonite, vagina reflector, beaver dam, pussy blocker, cunt mugger, pussy dodger, snatch repeller, and beaver bandit.

It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.
Gavin: "I'm trying to get with Haley! Stop being such a poon paddler!"

Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."

Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."

Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"
by BluedudeJM June 16, 2010
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Poon Crusher

a man who has had many sexual encounters with many women
Nick: yo man, im going to bang this chick. she wants a piece of me

Matt: of course she does your a poon crusher
by pooncrusher July 11, 2010
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Poon Bandit

A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.
Tom: "Do you know that girl?"

Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"

Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"

Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"
by Mike the LCB November 29, 2011
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phonsin'

Anxiety from forgetting or losing your cell phone.
"I left my cell phone at home this morning and I'm phonsin' hardcore!"
by Cosado11 October 21, 2012
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poon swipe

to graze her vagina in an upward fashion
rather than a handshake or a kiss on the cheek, i prefer to give her a poon swipe
by suicidalgecko December 19, 2013
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