poon swipe

to graze her vagina in an upward fashion

rather than a handshake or a kiss on the cheek, i prefer to give her a poon swipe

by suicidalgecko December 19, 2013

poon compass

A person whose penis always points towards good pussy, much like a compass needle points towards north.

Randy: Hey Nick, where can I find some poontang tonight?
Nick: I don't know, but you should ask Thomas. He's such a poon compass.

by Dave Kuchers November 3, 2015

poon pounding

The vigorous pounding agaisnst the poon by the male genitalia.

Justin was arrested for poon pounding an 85 year old under-cover police officer.

by BAhh98 September 11, 2006

anti-poon

Looking and/or acting like a goomba. Having a ridiculous small head on a disproportionately large body.

Hey Josh lets crush some box. O wait we have to babysit that idiot goomba toepp. He is the anti-poon

by Adam Stoltz May 15, 2008

Palin poon

A mysterious abyss that McCain has plunged into one too many times. But quite frankly, its the only useful feature of her.

Guy 1: Dude! I just got some Palin poon!

Guy 2: I'm so sorry.

by McCains growing erection July 20, 2009

poon crease

A giant fat pussy camel toe

"Damn is yo crotch hungry? cuz its eatin yo pants!"

by Nick March 30, 2005

poon jab

-noun -verb

1. The act of physically jabbing a woman's poon.

2. Any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. Commonly mistaken for a douche or dip shit, or fuck tard.

In a professional training session:

Sean: he he. Hey guys I just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.

Dustin: Oh my God...

Brandon: Really guy?

Instructor: What a poon jab.

Guy1: That girl tried to kick me in the balls so I totally gave her a poon jab.

Guy2: Right on!

by Fireman23 May 10, 2011