dirty football player

The act of sticking both your thumbs in a girls ass and wiping them under each eye.

Last night I gave suzy a Dirty football player last night.

by choda boy August 25, 2003

Xbox players

They are little noobs that need batteries every five minutes and are trash at just about every game on the planet and are all just 12 year old losers who cry when they lose

Look at those Xbox players pussy over there lol

by Peepeetwat February 5, 2019

cigar smoking trumpet player

1. When a man asks his woman to lie down whilst he places his testicles in her mouth and asks his woman to perform hand-job on his penis. The man then asks his woman to hum creating a vibrating sensation on the balls. This bring great pleasure for the man. The man then asks his woman to close her eyes, the woman knows she is in for surprise. The man takes a drag from his pipe. While holding in his smoke the man excretes feces on his woman's face and exhales the smoke in the same general area. This creates the illusion of a cigar smoking trumpet player.

Jon Nguyen: My woman is cigar smoking trumpet player
Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?

by KimYongEel December 6, 2009

player

Should not be confused with walking sti or manwhore, which are two completely different definitions. A player, or playa is used to usually describe a specimen of the male species with an increased knowledge and experience of interactions with the female species. The key difference between a player and the other two terms is that a player uses their charms and experiences to establish more positive relationships with his victims. This individual is revered by his fellow males and sometimes fought over by women. While he may have more female friends than the average man, the player is the most positive influence out of the three, as he seeks quality over quantity. Can actually have a steady girlfriend with many female friends (friends only, no "benefits" included).

G1: OMFG, BOB IS SO HOT!!
G2: I know, isn't he hot.....he's such a player. I wish he weren't already taken.

by nmns December 31, 2007

player

Guy that is skilled in playin' the game of pretending to care about a women. A true player always has women.

Don't hate the player hate the game!

by Taylor Chris August 18, 2006

player

getting 6 girls numbers in one night and also getting slapped

Noah: yo that Ben kid is a player
Jen: eww I hate him, thats why i slapped him
Victoria: no he is the coolest
Noah: totally dude

by koolnss May 22, 2009

player

noun - one who is single and yet has sex more than he masturbates.

See that player over there? He's had sex with all six girls he's sitting with on four different occasions. He doesn't even have time for masturbation!

Johnny's got a sex-to-masturbation ratio of 2.06. What a player.

by kevdawg69 January 6, 2011