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WET PANCHO 

When a man spreads his naked butt cheeks and presses his asshole into a sleeping persons mouth and rips a huge wet fart, leaving speckeld reminants of poop in the persons mouth and on their lips.
When Veazy was sleeping on Franks couch, Tuttle gave him a wet pancho and his breath smelled so bad when he woke up, so he ate some del taco out of the garbage.
WET PANCHO by Henning April 12, 2004
Related Words

care picha

is Costa Rican expression to call a person "dick face"
eres un "care picha"
care picha by daniel alajuela October 5, 2010

Pinche Guey 

Mexican slang. Usually used as in insult as in you Fucking idiot or fucking asswhole
Meda tu pinche guey!
You fucking idiot!

That wasn't funny you pinche guey.
(asswhole)
Pinche Guey by LinkTRI4CE June 10, 2008

Pinchscrote 

An early sign of Swamp Ass. When the scrotum become moist while walking or running and rubs together causing it to pinch.
Ow! We got to stop for a minute. I am getting Pinchscrote!
Pinchscrote by Sojamoja October 7, 2011

Pinching a no shitter 

Not having the time to take a shit all day even though you know you have to. Or if there is not a place to take a shit.

When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.

When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.

On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.
I was up against two deadlines and had meetings throughout the day - I had to drop a deuce but I knew I would be pinching a no shitter which made me sweat and my guts quiver.

Pinchmeister 

A male person who pinches the end of their penis after masturbation. This is often to trap the semen inside the foreskin before finding a suitable disposal location.
"That guy doesn't use a sock or tissues, he just holds the end, waddles to the bathroom, and jizzes into the toilet."

"What a Pinchmeister."
Pinchmeister by Sam Webb November 18, 2014