Persian pony

Sexual act in which one of the participants snots on their member and inserts it inside their partner.

How was last night? It was great, me and Beth did the Persian pony and it was something else!

by PersianPony December 2, 2024

Persiancy

A portmanteau of “Persian” and “urgency.” The Persian cultural equivalence of “Early is on time, on time is late, and late is ‘You’re fired. Don’t bother coming in.”

Adam: I had to meet my father-in-law, Dr. Fatemi at 9am, but he arrived at 7:45am.
Steve: Why?
Adam: Persiancy

by goldengrey1776 December 11, 2023

perjagganet

Absolutely nothing but it can make you sound smart in an argument. Very expressive

This sentence is perjagganet

by Izzdom December 30, 2023

Persian Popsicle

The act of freezing a wet rope and putting it up your ass

I love doing the Persian Popsicle.

by WILLARD DEAN March 15, 2024

Perswayzed

To be persuaded through charisma similar to that displayed by Patrick Swayze. See "Dirty Dancing" (1987), "Road House" (1989), "Ghost" (1990), and "Point Break" (1991).

The waitress perswayzed me into ordering dessert.

by Bravdobbs March 28, 2024

Persiacution

What da residents of Iran accuse various warmongering countries of committing against them.

If da Tehran-capitaled nation hadn't been subjected to so much Persiacution over da decades, a lot of unfortunate events (such as da infamous "triple-fours-day-long" hostage crisis and da war with Iraq) might never have occurred.

by QuacksO June 21, 2024

PERSIAN BANJO

PERSIAN BANJO Is when a nude male bends over and his FUN partner slaps his MANTOY from behind.

During a overnight camp out my Fun uncle Hoag showed everyone the fundamentals of playing the PERSIAN BANJO

by MATTSLAPPY17 January 13, 2025