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Peanut butter and clown nose 

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!
I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.

Peanut Butter on a Bagel 

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.

peanut butter cum 

cum that you have mixed shit and/or peanut butter with.
Guy 1 : Hey! Wanna come and make some peanut butter cum?

Guy 2 : Sure! Let's go!

Peanut butter and crackers 

When you put peanut butter on white people
Brad: hey dude wanna come to my party we’re gonna make some peanut butter and crackers
Nick: peanut butter and crackers?
Brad: yeah we’re gonna spread some peanut butter on Amy and Nicole

peanut butter day 

U cherish the love for peanut butter and etc....
Peanut Butter Day is what Teagan looks forward too.
Teagan loves peanut butter and she shares some with Kevin although that wouldn’t be his first choice.
peanut butter day by Didosrightsock February 24, 2021

peanut butter and jelly 

The sexual act of eating butt and the vagina while the woman is on her period
I overheard two women talking about having their peanut butter and jelly tossed during that time of month