Anti vaxx parents

People who made a mistake and want to abort their child, but do not want to get arrested. So they decide to do it with extra steps

James: soo have you recieved any vaccinations before?
Jim: Nah I have anti vaxx parents
James: you're probably an accident.
Jim: why are you doing this to me :c

by Woofto March 5, 2019

parentnoia

A fear of being caught by your parents doing something wrong, even though you are not doing anything wrong.

Someone who has parentnoia is "parentnoid."

Usually diagnosed in the geek of a group of friends.

Dustin: No way, guys! Every time you make me lie and go to Hooters, they find out about it!

Brian: Dustin is so parentniod.

by james008 July 10, 2005

Brown Parenting

A seriously fucked up method to use to bring up a child. Typically parents in Southern Asia follow this style of parenting. But still really popular in India, Pakistan, Myanmar, Bangladesh, etc.

When I become a mother, I won't follow brown parenting norms to raise my child up

by HBKW May 14, 2020

Parrington

To tongue another man's dirty butthole while grasping his balls and then sharing the savory taste with that other man while maintaining the grasp on his balls.

Keving loves to give a Parrington to men that he picks up at the gym.

by B-doggie September 17, 2008

pargent

Someone who is pargent shows signs of stupidity and is said to show signs of pargence. They are partially intelligent in some aspects, but completely cooked and mentally deprived when it comes to other aspects.

That guy is such a dumb idiot.. but why did he get such good marks on his finals? Oh he is just pargent.

by Lars Olson March 18, 2008

parents

people who, however annoying they sometimes may be, attempt to protect their children from becoming assholes like you.

my parents didn't let me party when i was younger, and look at me now! i'm not a cokehead and i have a real job. thanks, mom and dad, you actually don't suck.

by jayyy ( : October 11, 2008

pareena

a very exclusive person who hides the fact that they’re lit. they are secretly the most powerful people in the world.

Person 1: Whoa! I never knew that Pareena could be such a cool person.

Person 2: Yeah I know! People always think she’s the worst but she’s fr the littiest person I know.

by heisatoadforlife January 22, 2019