The panicked need to pee combined with the sudden psychological urgentness that seems to come when you’re finally at the urinal or toilet and get stuck on a zipper or can’t find the hole in your boxers. When you’ve waited for an hour and almost piss yourself at the last second.
I finally got to the front of the long bathroom line at the concert and had a pee-panic when I couldn’t get my dick out of my pants.
by TRG21. August 24, 2021
Get the Pee-panicmug. n. a term created by some Potterheads on Wattpad to define the degree at which James Potter is absolutely fu€king whipped for Lily Evans
v. when you start freaking out or panicking because of your crush or in some cases the person you believe to be your soulmate.
v. when you start freaking out or panicking because of your crush or in some cases the person you believe to be your soulmate.
n. When Lily flirted with James he went into a state of panic. Lily-Panic.
v. I started lily-panicking because Blake complimented me today.
v. I started lily-panicking because Blake complimented me today.
by SkyTheWeido February 2, 2024
Get the Lily-panicmug. by BAHHAHAHAHAA May 5, 2024
Get the Panic Cleanmug. When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!
Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!
by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017
Get the Panic Potty Parademug. When one is stunned by something so much, that they get themselves into a panic. However a fresh panic is different in the fact that it involves vegetables in some way.
Terry: oh Pete mate, you’ve got an artichoke hanging out your pocket!
Pete proceeds to get into a fresh panic
Pete: An artichoke? Where?!
Pete proceeds to get into a fresh panic
Pete: An artichoke? Where?!
by El Georgio December 13, 2018
Get the Fresh Panicmug. Person 1: Who would you date, Loki, Bucky, or Natasha?
Me: *PANic because I would choose all* ummm...
Me: *PANic because I would choose all* ummm...
by IwishToHelpTheOtherPans July 31, 2021
Get the PANicmug.