The bulge that results from wearing very tight pants and placing items (such as cell phones) in the front pockets. Generally received as awkward in females and highly erotic in males.
1. "Yikes! I didn't know Marissa was a guy!"
"No man, that's just her side penis. She forgot to take her wallet out of her pants."
2. Because of Allison's false assumption that Dave had two penises, she invited all of her slutty girlfriends to have sex with him. Little did she know, it was just a side penis.
"No man, that's just her side penis. She forgot to take her wallet out of her pants."
2. Because of Allison's false assumption that Dave had two penises, she invited all of her slutty girlfriends to have sex with him. Little did she know, it was just a side penis.
by Jerk#4 February 01, 2010
Someone that you talk to, to your convenience while you are in a relationship. No strings attached, no stress, no expections, no bullshit.
by oxjei August 22, 2015
The cheese on a slice of pizza that hangs off the side. This is usually easy to tear off, because it was half-cut by the pizza cutter. Side cheese is usually asked for by people without food.
by HOBS09 March 07, 2007
“The flip side of retrospectively savaging the loser is beatifying... the winner” (Charles Krauthammer).
by Tim May 03, 2004
in the act of fucking ones partner from the left or right side with the armpit; with or without the use of anal beads; penetration optional; pleasure mandatory; herpes dependent; CAUTION: Extreme use of the side fuck may result in direct arm pit rash; also known as tube rash; in this case known as the side fuck rash
by Andy,& Pat August 19, 2007
Yes the left side is the crip side.It is also the Cobra,Folks Incorporated,G.D,and Young Guns side.These gangs are known as the "Folk" sect.They all dress to the left side,pitchforks up and use the 6 point star.Colors are blacc,blue,and green.The other most popular sect is known as the "People".They dress to the right side.This sect includes slobs vickie lousLatin Kings,etc.Glad to have straightened that out for the ignorant person jay who obviously knows jack shit about gangs.look at his definition of crip side.
I woke up one morning and since I am a crip after my shower I hand to put rubberbands on my left wrist,a blue bandana around my left ankle,turn my fitted hat so the brim was over my left ear,and last but not least:hang a blue flag out my baccside,but only on the left side, yeah thats the crip side.
by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 21, 2004
The eastern part of San José, California. Known for its having lots of Mexican and Asian residents, as well as a high crime rate.
Places of interest in East SJ include Evergreen Valley College, Eastridge Mall, Chuck E Cheese's, and the infamous King and Story intersection.
Places of interest in East SJ include Evergreen Valley College, Eastridge Mall, Chuck E Cheese's, and the infamous King and Story intersection.
by G-Suck June 13, 2007