by Callum Mako April 11, 2004
a male pouring beans over his own genitals while masturbating
also you can swop the word for nearly anything
e.g. a cup of tea, hot oil, tears (also known as a cry wank)
also you can swop the word for nearly anything
e.g. a cup of tea, hot oil, tears (also known as a cry wank)
by biggaydaverave April 24, 2008
A truly romantic, and meaningful masturbation session. Legs spread, ass naked, scented candles burning, rose petals on satin sheets etc. Must last at least an hour to be considered a Sensual Wank.
"Hey guys, don't come in my room for another three hours. I'll be engaged in a Sensual Wank."
"Man, you Sensually Wank everyday. I was going to borrow a shirt yesterday, but the door was locked and Marvin Gaye was playing all afternoon."
"Man, you Sensually Wank everyday. I was going to borrow a shirt yesterday, but the door was locked and Marvin Gaye was playing all afternoon."
by thefeedingeagle April 29, 2010
Having allocated time for onanistic endeavor, plans are foiled by the unexpected arrival of unwanted person or persons. (usually flat mates, worse parents).
"I got home from work early and had made all the necessary preparations when my flatmate returned and goddamn WANK BURGLED me."
by Smister Loan August 04, 2008
by Ovat February 20, 2008
by AWKY AWK February 21, 2011
When you start masturbating, call from your bedroom to a parent and try to cum before they make it upstairs.
Boy:MUM!!!
10 seconds later..
Mum: Oh my god why did you call me here?!
Boy: i failed at the speed wank.
10 seconds later..
Mum: Oh my god why did you call me here?!
Boy: i failed at the speed wank.
by Adventchild November 12, 2009