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There was blood everywhere

A sentence that will automatically make any story awesome. it doesnt matter how annoying or dumb your story is, if this is the last sentence, it will catch everyones attention and make it a fantastic story.
Bob: So I was leaving the grocery store, and my shoe was untied! it sucked.

Batman: Yeah, mhmm *is bored*

Bob: And then i walked to my car

Batman: Mhmmmmmmmm

Bob: There was blood everywhere.

Batman: WHAT? How incredible! Tell that story again!!!
by Evanlutionkills9 December 7, 2009
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Blood Money

Money paid to the family of a victim of an act of violence, or for an untimely death, where the person who pays feels that the bear some responsibility for the death
Bike club member is killed in a bike accident after heavy partying with the club. The club pays the family Blood Money for personal use prior to any bike run to benefit the family and children
by Terrorist01 August 19, 2009
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blood wings

1 - (verb) going down and licking the shit out of a girl's pussy who is on the rag. You get a period blood mustache and earn your blood wings
I can't believe I earned my blood wings on your mom last night.
by cdr April 15, 2003
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blood money

If you have to commit an act of violence or if you have spent your whole life purposely waiting until someone dies to recieve something of value from of them.
2 children are just waiting for their parent(s) to die, so that they can collect the blood money.
by Rodan Smith August 21, 2008
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blood clot

Jamaican way of saying f*ck or f*ucking.
Stop your blood clot crying!
by DangerJeff July 9, 2003
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red-blooded

To have an over sexual mind set. Red-Blooded people view the opposite sex as eye candy at all times, often viewing them up and down, often making their own personal rating for how sexually attractive the person is.

they later beat their cock continuously to the memory of the earlier viewed person.

red-bloods can be of either sex, though males are more abundant.
red-blood 1: so what would you rate that girl over there at the bar?

red-blood 2: id give her a 7...but ashe has some nice legs...giving her an 8 tops.

red-blood 1: haha same here man. we are so red-blooded ^_^
by Mr. Schaaf July 2, 2007
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True Blood

HBO TV soap opera. Mix vampires, hot small town in Louisiana, other mythical creatures and sex. The plot doesn't matter, just make them kill or have sexy choreographed sex.

Audience: underloved housewives and fat twenty-something virgins, who fantasize all day about the hunkies vamps/creatures and form a virtual sisterhood that overuse Facebook and Tumblr.

Always wins awards based on "online votes", because the Sisterhood of the Vamp's Cock is hardcore at voting on and on.

Anna Paquin's big career mistake.
TrueBlood's audience:

-"OMG! I love that scene... I wish that was me. (sighs)"
-"True Blood is on tonight, I need new batteries"
by Mrs.Poe December 4, 2010
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