Sweet Eggs

Crack open 3 eggs into a bowl
5 tablespoons of sugar
Let sit for 6 hours in the hot sun
Put in freezer for 10 hours
Cook for 5 minutes at 500 degrees
Put in lukewarm water until thawed
Pour into toaster oven and see if it works
If it doesn't then that's too bad

Hey, want some sweet eggs?

by wut888 March 29, 2019

Inverted Egg

An Asian who acts white, hence being yellow on the outside and yellow on the inside.

David Chen is such a inverted egg. He act's like a stereotypical white boy, and has the mentality off one too. He's nothing like an asian!

by WitWhatSahSah July 22, 2017

Egg Donor

Another name for a deadbeat mother or someone you don't want to acknowledge as a mother.

"My egg donor called me this week and i let it go to voicemail" "My egg donor left me at 18 months" "Gotta love having a distant egg donor" "I hate my egg donor"

by CoffeeNOrder66 September 19, 2023

egg cement

It is sometimes suggested that egg cement is a typo of "excrement". This definition however has been rejected by many peers. Egg cement is egg cement.

egg cement

by Egg Cement March 18, 2018

Spangled eggs

Scrambled eggs with crushed Mandy sprinkled over the top

“Ah chef Massafra these pingers aren’t doing anything, whip me up sum spangled eggs”
“Dw I got you g”

by Kethead Keith May 7, 2018

megans egg

megans egg is a rare species you do not want to touch megans egg it will end in the end of the world megan is very protective of her egg so if the egg does not explode megan will kill you

damm girl you touched megans egg you are deadddddddd

by s random person July 28, 2019

Eggs To The Legs

The female version of "Balls To The Wall." When someone is giving 100 percent effort, totally maxing out, jacked up on Red Bull flying full speed and they are a woman.

Eric: "Damn, sistah, you's flying fast and strong on getting that project done. You're balls to the wall"

Goodman: "Back that shit down, beeaaaatch! Ain't no homey, ain't no balls here mutha. Its Eggs to the Legs. Respect."

by Buffman6236 January 6, 2012