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Mars

Somehow smart but also the dumbest motherfucker you could meet.
Can make you laugh so hard but also yell at them at the same time for sounding so stupid.
They'll make you feel stupid even though they're the stupid one.
Really cool with good taste in music and good fashion sense. They can also be really blunt as well.
They're smart when they want to be and can make a good point.
Be a little awkward at times but hey- doesn't everyone?
Named after the red wasteland planet.
You think you're dumb? Wait til you meet a Mars. They'll prove you wrong even when you're not trying to.
Can't cook. They just can't.
They flirt as a joke way too much with their friends.
Let's hope you don't fly into space on accident with them.
They're a good friend to have around. Consider yourself lucky if you find a Mars for a friend.
Person 1: YO. You seen Mars anywhere?!

Person 2: Yeah! Being stupid down by the lake!

Person 1: DAMMIT MARS

Person 2: That's Mars for ya!
by ratsewerfall April 3, 2022
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Mar

A Mar is a cute person, a cute bf and a cute bff Mar is always gonna b cute. A Mar will like to drink and smoke some weed , he will also like to drink good alcohol, but b careful cuz a Mar will be shy and if u wanna get is his good side you'll have to be careful , but when he has enough confidence he will be the best of your life
Mar is the best bf Ill ever have
by GamerBoy234 May 16, 2021
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Mar

"Mar" is a versatile, ambiguous term that can serve as a response to a wide range of questions when one prefers not to provide a clear answer. It can imply agreement, disagreement, uncertainty, or neutrality, depending on the context and tone in which it is used.
1. **Question:** "Do you want to go to the Chandler’s Restaurant tonight?"

**Response:** "Mar."

2. **Question:** "Did you finish the report I asked for?"

**Response:** "Mar."
by DisappointMints July 21, 2024
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Eat a Mars Bar

Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.
Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.
by jentlemangack December 4, 2020
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MAR

Damn bro I just ate 3 quesadillas, chips & queso, plus some sopapillas. I’m definitely going to have MAR tonight!
by 6ft weenie April 3, 2023
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bruno mars

bruno mars is hot, sexy and perfect. he is an extraordinary artist who has produced many bangers such as 24k magic, thats what i like, and please me. bruno mars is a lifestyle
"oh hey you know bruno mars?"
"yes."
"is he the sexy one?"
"of course."
by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022
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Mars Bar

A now-closed drinking establishment formerly located in the East Village neighborhood of Manhattan. It was widely considered to be New York City's premier location for getting yourself stabbed or picking up a communicable disease.
Guy 1: After the Mars Bar, then what?
Guy 2: The doctor.
by mondaymonday August 24, 2016
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