Noelle

If I had to use one term to describe this girl it would be two faced. She’ll pretend to be your best friend then turn around and talk crap about you to your other friends. No one really likes Noelle, they just tolerate her because she doesn’t have any other friends. She’s jealous, she wants your life and makes up things about to make herself feel better about herself. She also takes out her anger on people who are nothing but nice, good friends to her. She’ll be having a “bad day” and blame it on that. You’ll end up hearing the bad day excuse so many times it turns into a bad week, then a bad month, then a bad year, so on and so on she’s rude and you just can’t stand it. You don’t want to be friends with her but you don’t have the heart to say anything because she has no other friends. Noelle also thinks she’s better than everyone else. Ex: sports, singing, acting, smarter, prettier. When really she’s not and no one even likes her anymore because of that. She claims to be Christian and “loves everyone” but she doesn’t think about how she’s talking bad about her friends to her other friends and yelling at them because she’s having a “bad day” and is “accidentally talking it out on us” when in reality every one is sick of it, sick of being treated like crap, suck of getting talked about, sick of the lies. Speaking of lies, she will lie for attention, everything she does is a lie, ever her injuries are lies. If you ever meet a Noelle, run for your life or you’ll never escape.

Friend: “Wait up paisley”
Paisley: “What’s up”?
Friend: “Noelle was talking crap about you again”

by Paisley_777 March 27, 2022

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Megamind and silly

noelia is a megamind

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noellenerd

a guy with an enormous BBC

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Noelia

Noelia is Mason’s future gf. She is in love with Mason D.and wants to play fortnite with him. Noelia always dreams about what her life would look like with Mason and all she wants to do is hug him.

Noelia and Mason sitting in a tree k. I s s I n g

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noelle

Someone who is great to be around and is overall a nice person!

wow! did you see noelle over there! cool, huh!

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Nobel Savage Fallacy

Nobel Savage Fallacy (not to be confused with the Noble Savage Myth) is an error in reasoning by which incidental commonalities between modern scientific theory/technology and ancient cultural expressions are claimed to support a conclusion that the ancients must have had access to modern knowledge.

The fallacy is usually committed by those with an at best shallow understanding of either modern science, ancient cultures, or - frequently - both.

It is commonly committed by those seeking to bolster the foundations of their modern cultural hegemony by arguing that the purported central tenets of its ancient precursors were rationally developed, and any deviations from those traditional norms are movement away from the ostensibly scientific ideal.

It is also frequently deployed by charlatans attempting to sell products or services derived from ancient techniques, who wish to gain a veneer of scientific plausibility for their offerings - that they in no way deserve.

"No, dude, those symbols do not mean they had spaceships, even if they look a little bit like that rocket Bezos made - mistaking what is obviously a poorly-drawn penis for a spacecraft is just the Nobel Savage Fallacy!"

"Babe, Gwenyth can say whatever she likes - but stuffing that crystal up your coochie is not gonna cure anything, even if the Biddelonians have been doing it for centuries... yes, I've heard of phototherapy, but that crystal isn't gonna refract any light up there, it's just another Nobel Savage Fallacy!"

by Umlimo April 19, 2022

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