half a heart

half a heart means your crazy obsessed with me no questions asked.

she/he took a picture with half a heart meaning she/he is obsessed with me.

by quandale dingle berry the 14th May 31, 2022

half-living

The state of which only half of your life is actually being used to full potential.

Sarah has chosen to never again eat chocolate and is now only half-living.

by QueenKathryn January 12, 2015

Hackney Half

When a London hipster pops ‘semi’ mid sesh after sinking a few craft beers with the boys

A young lady walks into a bar

Woah lad’s, I may have a hackney half coming on!

by Goldilockss0 July 28, 2019

Half-Assidly

Doing something in a half-ass manner.

Because rob tied his shoes Half-Assidly he tripped and fell on his face.

by dmoney1225 November 09, 2009

Half Jay

A mostly straight male who has a kink for chicks with dicks and is also a switch.

Example: Micheal - "Kevin what is that on your computer?" Kevin - "Oh hey Micheal that's just an attractive woman with a pee pee instead of a va jay jay". Micheal - "dude that's so half jay!"

by Not_Gregory October 20, 2019

Half-talker

While you're engaged in conversation, they're paying only half attention. The other half they're looking over your shoulder to find someone "better" to talk to.

It was a fabulous VIP party, but the room was full of half-talkers.

by MContrary August 03, 2012

dumb and a half

when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level

person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?

person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on

person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!

by cameltoexofxcamelot May 31, 2011