Sex

An old fable of how children are born. It was later discovered that sex isn't real around the 1970s.

"Hey bro I'm gonna try to have sex with my wife."
"Dude, sex isn't real!"

by Just the man of Epix. July 31, 2020

sex

really? your looking up sex in the urban dictionary?

are you so bored u look up sex? get a life

by gooeyduck69 June 11, 2020

Sex

Anime = sexual

Sex is anime tho

by Bruh21184 April 5, 2021

sex

A way of making love and reproducing

Ex. Penis + vagina/pussy = sex

Ex. Penis + anus = sex

I’m like having sex with my gf

by Mcgamer8t February 13, 2018

Sex

The moans coming from your parents bedroom.

“What are those weird sounds”
“Just ignore them it’s only sex”

by hUm3N September 21, 2019

sexing

(n.) Slang for having sex. Isn't actually a real word.

Kate and Rob are sooo sexing right now!

by tiffyyyy January 14, 2009

sex

1)make it hard and just shove it in there.

2) to do dirty things at night ;)

girl 1- 'i want to have to have sex with that guy'
girl 2- 'no i want that guy to have sex with me'
guy - alright, we will have a three sum
girl 1- 'MAKE IT HARD AND JUST SHOVE IT IN THERE'
girl 2- *moans
guy- *breathes heavily and then moans*
girl 1- *screams*
girl 2- HARDER HARDER HARDER.
girl 1- HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER
girl 2- I NEED YOU TO HURRY UP NOW CAUSE I CANT WAIT MUCH LONGER.
guy - I'VE BEEN WAITIN ALL NIGHT NOW AND I CANT GET MUCH HARDER.

girl 1- *dies of stds*
girl 2- does it again.
guy- smiles.

by ashsimleyonexx3 June 23, 2010