the young chuck norris

when a man farts into a large bowl of cereal and then puts his dick into it, slowely so that the bowl slowely overflows then he punches a bitch in the face and makes her eat his concocktion. This can result in dominance of anyone in range

dude you totally gave her the young chuck norris

by the money maker is in my pants October 20, 2010

norrisness

The only word that accuratly decribes chuck norris

You Lack Chuck Norris's Norrisness

by StrongPanda November 14, 2007

C. Norris POW

A C. Norris Piss On Woman is when you pee on a womans face and throw your beard trimmings on top of it to make them stick, the result makes her look like a Wookie from Star Wars and is not easy to get rid of.

Holy crap did you see Mary's face? It is clear to me that she just got C. Norris POWed.

by BigMcKrackin October 14, 2008

The Norris

A drink using 3/4th rum, (spiced or black optional) and 1/4th Sourpuss. Invented by the venerable Mr. Norris of New Scotland

Matt got completely sloshed drinking The Norris last night; he can't talk today...It was intense.

by Moxord January 10, 2014

norrie joe

Norrie is the biggest slacker known. He displays no sense of self-worth and takes pride in absolutely nothing. Tends to blame others for his short comings. Unable to sustain long term relationships secondary to wondering eye syndrome.

Norrie is a penny pincher.

Norrie Joe is a balding Rusty lover.

by bratitude February 8, 2014

Choke Norris

Opposite of a bad ass. To have an alter ego of perhaps even greater infamy than Rip the Jacker.

Dont be Choke Norris.

by reechurd September 12, 2015

Norris the noob

He usually sucks on nuts or jacking off the fluffy black anal while jacking off to shaqs knee

Norris the noob

by HiMOMXXX October 27, 2015