nonce

also known as humaira ahmed due to her dodgy as fuck fringe xo

‘oh my god is that a nonce’
‘aha it’s just humaira’

by lil spanks October 31, 2019

nonce

jasper

jasper is a fat neek with bare nonce

by idkidinignitre October 31, 2021

Nonce

Paedophile. A person who likes to touch kids

Jack said: TOM HANN GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH IN THE RAILWAY YOU UTTER NONCE!

by Everyone at skinners January 31, 2018

stroaky nonce

a big dirty pedophile

fuck off you stroaky nonce

by top_shagger February 25, 2021

nonce

nonce is what you call you dad

my nonce was being really annoying today

by lolum February 12, 2022

Dry noncing

A joyless act of noncing performed during a period of sobriety

He was so bored at the party, he ended up dry noncing a boar

by Foinqy January 31, 2024

Softcore noncing

We're not talking hardcore noncing, where you're literally diddling kids. We're talking softcore noncing, where you're an 18 year old hanging around maccies in your corsa looking for 16 year olds.

Oh Dave? Don't talk to him, he's into softcore noncing

by BILLY DOMES July 19, 2023