Kim Job

When you get your ass eaten by a hippie chick.

Guys I feel dirty. I got a kim job from that chick from the bar.

by ii elimination December 15, 2019

burner job

a job that one holds for a few weeks or so to scratch together some cash. when the money is no longer necessary or a new job is acquired, one will simply stop showing up.

person a - “how are you liking the coffee shop gig?”
person b - “it’s alright so far but it’s just a burner job - i’ll be gone in a week.”

by elibelli June 7, 2018

Boy Job

Doing something simple in the most complicated way possible for the purposes of impressing someone.

Dan is the master of boy jobs

by BaldEagleSB52 August 24, 2019

Udder Job

When your girl gives you a hand job milking your cock like a cow’s udder.

Typically performed while male is on all fours with cock dangling down like an engorged cow udder. Milking to competition in a bucket or glass optional.

Sheila gave me the best udder job last night. Milked me like a cow.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017

The Quay Job

A sex position in which you cover your penis in any flavor of jelly or peanut butter, and your sex partner licks off said jelly or peanut butter. If you can get one... you have much yoloswag.

Bob: Damn bro, that girl gave me The Quay Job last night, there was no jelly or peanut butter left when she was done.
Joe: Lucky bastard.

by Gabe JT Paul MV January 25, 2014

pirate job

A hand job with all your rings on.

Honey, I appreciate that you love your engagement ring, but this pirate job is leaving my little sailor looking like hamburger.

by Generic Kate January 17, 2015

bro job

bro job is when your bro gives you a blow.

bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."

by bootsbot123 August 13, 2019