Muddy Bunny

A variation of the Muddy Buddy. After vigorous anal sex, when there is a thin layer of fecal matter still present on the penis, the act of spreading the fecal matter around your sex partners booty, resulting in a brown spot that resembles a rabbit's dirty bushy tail.
After having anal sex with my girlfriend last night, I gave her a muddy bunny.
by Metallibun July 18, 2011
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Muddy Butter

It is the resulting solution when the lube and fecal residue mixes during anal.
Dude this girl and I tried anal last night. She didn’t rinse before hand, I used so much lube and we ended up with muddy butter everywhere!
by CalamityJen November 09, 2019
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the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus
oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive
by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019
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muddy stick

when you are doing anal sex and the girl takes a shit on your dick and the man proceeds to put it in her mouth
son last night i your mother gave me a muddy stick
by dirty sock March 21, 2009
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Muddy Krudge

When one has defecated and the excess of said matter remains on the perineum, mainly occurring when one suffers gastrointestinal upset (Diarrhea)
Better wipe properly, you don't want muddy krudge.

Bidets were invented to prevent Muddy krudge

Holy crap that is spicey, Don't eat too much or you'll end up locked in the restroom with dealing with muddy krudge
by Owl-Moth Man May 01, 2022
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Muddy Curtain

A muddy curtain is when you lick an asshole after a shit but before a shower.
I knew it was meant to be when she let me give her a muddy curtain after she competed in a chili eating contest.
by Muddycurtains December 14, 2023
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Muddy Waters

Creepy Old Guy: Hey kid, you know who muddy waters is?
Kid: No, why?
Creepy Old Guy: Huh! You must be gay...
by TheFrogsAreTurningGay June 18, 2020
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