mouse pad

A female's clitorus or vagina region.

Eric can you rub your finger on my mouse pad!?

by Aaron Riva December 10, 2007

mouse-trap

the location where one keeps his cheese. A money clip or wallet.

"How much cheese you got in the mouse trap tonight?"

by Hans May 18, 2003

Mouse Dog

A hot dog bun with a fucking dead mouse inside.

Hey! Look at that mouse dog, its hot dog bun with a mouse inside.

by mousedog March 31, 2009

Perez Mouse

The act of cutting a mouse, or any rodent, in half and gutting it, then putting the skin on the head of your penis and analing a person with it.

I gave Hailey a Perez Mouse for her first time yesterday, and she loved it.

by RU55IAN December 22, 2010

Mouse-Girl

Urban myth, A small, dirt-faced, caucasian female residing in Blackrock, Dublin area near dumpsters and DART stations. It is rumoured to cary caffiene in it's veins instead of blood. Estimated heartbeat of 190bpm, sighted around arty coffee shops hanging off the shoulder of home-made-cigarette-smoking wanabes. Collects multicoloured scarves and hats.

Mouse-Girl: Heyguysifoundsomemorescarvesyouwannamakeascififilmicanbethehotgirlificleanthedirtoffamyface!
/High-Pitched

by jdi May 9, 2004

Mouse

Pussy,cunt,twat,love purse etc. because it is small,cute,furry and you can hold it in your hand.

He's after her mouse.

by The Fury 13 December 14, 2010

Birkenhead Mouser

An attempt of a moustache grown by a Birko that just has no strength in it whatsoever, usually just wisps of pubic hair grown above the top lip and a far cry from that of Magnum (Tom Selleck)

" I went on a bender and woke up three days later with what looked like a Birkenhead Mouser, I instantly shaved it off before leaving the house "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005