Mondo

derived from philosopher-mathematician-logician Leibniz's conception of 'monads', mondo is the essence of monads, which compose reality. this corroborates the denotation of mondo in italian: 'world'. see also: gonad, gondo

yulemen are mondo swank

by lakitu January 22, 2004

Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position

The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.

This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.

Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.

Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.

Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....

Me: Exactly....

Some other dude: Ohhhh...

Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)

by Sir Eezoh September 16, 2010

Mongolia Clusterfuck

A place that's far away.

We parked in Mongolia Clusterfuck.

by kennyb43 September 29, 2009

minnow

Slang term for the clitoris.

I heard she's like 6'5", imagine the size of that minnow!

by Andy May 4, 2004

Mongolian Breakfast

A Mongolian Breakfast is a sexual act where the male (or lesbian partner) defecates on the Vagina of the receiver and then proceeds to eat out the receiver, defecation and all.

"Jeff had a Mongolian breakfast with Caitlin this morning"

Jeff: Hey I'm Hungry
Caitlin: well do you like Mongolian food
Jeff: only if its breakfast
Caitlin: Well lets have a Mongolian Breakfast

by Colbster July 25, 2007

Mondo

Someone you do not like or appreciate. Someone who is a backstabber and a liar.

Why did you mondo me like that?

by darren garcia October 2, 2013

Mongo

It’s a stupid person who thinks they get haircuts from a laundromat

Shay is such a mongo

by hehehehwhehehehe February 19, 2018