Facebook MILF

Facebook MILF: Mother I'd Like to Friend

A friends hot mom whom you would like to "friend" on facebook in hopes of finding un-mom like and crazy pictures on her profile.

Jack: "Dude, Sarah's mom is such a babe."
Steve: "I know I need to add her! I bet she has some good photos, she's such a Facebook MILF."

by darein July 21, 2011

milf clip

hair claw that moms wear to keep their hair out of their face

Look at Claire, she’s wearing a milf clip.

by adoredrat December 30, 2021

milf targetter

a young man who, whilst at a family party will target older ladies he doesn't know on the off chance of sexting or more at a later date

wow, toby is really into archeology, he's been talking to Mrs Rodman for an hour

no, he's a milf targetter

so that's why i felt like an outsider when i sat next to them...

by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013

MILF Maiden

when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.

(All parties are adults)

Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?

MILF: of course, they were raised right?

Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?

MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.

Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!

by TedEye November 11, 2017

Milf Denny's

Heavan of fat ass and massive badonkadonks

Anon: dude I went to Milf Denny's
Anon 2: Dude, how you feel
Anon: Like I lost my virginirt

by Milf Dennys April 21, 2021

milf fish

A variation of catfish that specifically targets attention hungry MILFs by digitally impersonating a person the MILF flirts with.

I wanted to see how kinky that milf could be, so I decided to milf fish her for wins. Milf fishing is my favorite kind of catfishing.

by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017

Soy Milf

A vegan or vegetarian Milf.

So bro I started bangin’ this Soy Milf at my Bikram Yoga class. Took her back to my place and got my chakras aligned.

by Round2_go December 30, 2018