mcdonalds shake machine

A legendary machine said to exist inside of a McDonalds that allegedly serves milkshakes and only works once in a blue moon. If asked about the the machine, the McDonalds employees will almost always deny the allegation and say shake machine broke.

Legend has it that long ago there existed a prosperous time in which mankind was able to enjoy milkshakes from McDonalds. And then the dark times approached, wherein teenagers who were entitled and expected 15 dollars an hour became unwilling to serve milkshakes out of sheer laziness.

Soccer Mom: "Hi! Yes, could I get a chocolate milkshake, from the mcdonalds shake machine, please?"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Yeah uh, shake machine broke."
Soccer Mom: "Your shake machine is always 'broke'!!!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Well it's not going to be fixed any time soon. I am too lazy."
Soccer Mom: "You lazy son of a bitch!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "How about some chocolate ass cream instead?"
Soccer Mom: "Up yours! Soccer moms will prevail!"

by Count Fuckyoulot November 24, 2019

McDonalds

(1) Where you go to order one black coffee

(2) where you go to get the food you didn't ask for

(3) where you go to get diabetes

(4) where you ask your mom to take you after school but then she says no because you have food at home

(5) They have quarter pounders. They will put pounds on you.

(6) Where you can never get ice cream/Where the ice cream machine is always broken

(7) The place that gave you a stupid mc chicken sandwich on limpy-ass bread that's too depressed to be considered food when you just wanted some chicken nuggets because you haven't eaten all day and you just want your GODDAMN CHICKEN NUGGETS.

(8) Where the happy meal box will haunt your nightmares for the rest of your life.

(9) Where you buy a happy meal just for the toy but then lose it 10 minutes later and your hearts not ready for this kind of grief because demented Pikachu was part of the family.

Ronald McDonald: "Im lovin it"
Me: "I'm gonna kick the McShit out of you if I don't get my chicken nuggets"

Customer: "do you have any napkins"
Mcdonalds Employee: "No"
Customer: "Sorry I mean McNapkins"
Mcdonalds Employee: "OH! of course!"

by McHangry March 6, 2020

Dirty McDouble

When one has two very large cocks in ones mouth. And they both ejaculate in the mouth.

Jenny gave a dirty mcdouble to two lucky young men.

by david-got-milk December 14, 2010

cajun mcdokken

This is the same as docking with two male genitalias, except you place dubious amounts of hot sauce on the tip of each penis, dock together and see who can hold on the longest

Hey Timmy let's Cajun mcdokken.what's that. Here pull down your pants and pour some Tabasco sauce all over your dick, then I will dock with you and whoever let's go first loses. (Also similar to what males do who play minecraft or other alike games)

by the compressor. November 24, 2013

Ronald McDonald Hoe

noun

1. An person growing overweight due to their love of McDonalds

verb

2. When you see someone hook up with a clown/fuckboy

Ronald McDonald Hoe- Used when you see someone A, too overweight for dumb reasons, or B, going out with a clown/fuckboy.

“ Girl stop being such a Ronald McDonald Hoe. ”

by SamuSamu69 November 23, 2016

Lachlan McDonald

Is a chunky cuck that wants to revive a friendzoned relationship with a chunky as girl

Lachlan McDonald takes Talyah to cricket instead of the boys cuz he's a cuck

by Harry Mckee May 8, 2018

Ronald McDonald Insanity

A Youtube video released in January 2008 that depicts Ronald McDonald in various situations while crazy music plays in the background.

As of this writing, Ronald McDonald Insanity has more than sixteen million views.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021