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log of terror

1. A poop so viscous as cause one to terrify their anus, their everlasting spirit, their decimated innards and similar effects to all within the vicinity.

2. The opposite to love, if love was feces.

3. The worst theme park ride ever.
As soon as i dropped the log of terror, the seasons began to change. As did my marriage.
by Bob of terror February 19, 2015
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Log Prodder

A term referring to homosexuals.
John) "Dave, Tom Wanted Me To Tell You He Fancies You..."

Dave) "Tom Your A Log Prodder?!"

Tom) "Hey! Whats Wrong With Liking Guys??"
by Samuel P. R. September 29, 2008
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Maiden Log

Just took a shit and that maiden log tore UP my asshole
by ZIEFMOMO October 18, 2021
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Sour log

When a man coats his penis in tempered chocolate, and while it’s is still warm, add sour candies of choice and let harden. Then stick it in her pussy and then make her eat it off after. And have her tell her friends about your sour logs.
Girl I was out with my guy last night and he gave me THE BEST sour log of my life.
by DaddyWeakKnees September 12, 2022
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Slug Log

A large uncircumcised chode penis that's slick from taking a dip into a vag.
Robbie surprised me when he pulled out and I saw his slug log.
by Sallytwist July 23, 2016
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Lincoln Log

Lincoln Log (noun)
A type of feces that is particularly long, resulting in your feces to stick out of the toilet and touch your anus.
Stephen enjoys planting Lincoln Logs in his mother's mouth.
by $U#$%^%$#$%^&U&^%$# March 3, 2020
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you’re a log

A bad word for retired people with no smarts and they have a iq of 1
You: you’re a log mate

Other person: what does that even mean brother
by Video ezy May 12, 2019
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