Lingchi

Lingchi: Death by a thousand cuts. The Slow Death. Traditional Chinese form of torture and execution reserved for the most heinous crimes. Also the process that Google is using on Google + since it left the beta phase. A slow lingering process whereby useful features are sliced off one piece at a time.

When it's my time I want to go quick, like Reader or Orkut. Not like G+, a slow lingering form of lingchi.

by Reverend-Theo March 25, 2016

lingcod

A Bigg Asss Fish that is on the west coasts of United States, Canada, and parts of Alaska. Many people come to fish for these predatory Pacific delicacy. This is also a popular target for spear fishermen. Such as BigJim, Wildernessmedic, and SilentHammerProductions as found on Youtube.

Hey man I just shot a Lingcod at 35 feet of water!

by FishermansLife October 3, 2017

lingo butchering

Lingo butchering is where you pick up on a person's personal lingo and overuse it and try to make it seem like it's your own.

Tim 09.13: Ayo I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty talkin' bout shitty,
Axel 09:14: *Laughing*
Axel 09:29: Ayo I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty talkin' bout shitty, *humming*
Philip 10:30: Ya'll know Axel, that guy who always says "I'm litty"
Edmond 10:31: Nah bruh, he just **lingo butchering**

by Noclipper November 14, 2020

Lingxuxied

a non-offensive word for stupid

Person 1: Bro, you just got lingxuxied.
Person 2: Bro, I know.
Person 1: Bro....

by axhoneymontoonxa January 10, 2021

linguatively

When something is both figuratively and literally true.

"We're flying under the radar."

"Literally and figuratively."

"Is there a word for that? When it means both? Like in French, or something?"

"Linguatively. We're linguatively flying under the radar."

by MastersRafeMasters July 21, 2022

Urban linguist

Someone who writes definitions on urban dictionary all day long. You don't need a diploma to be an urban linguist.

Guy in a suit: So what was your previous occupation?
Kevin: I worked part time as an urban linguist.
Guy in a suit: You're hired!

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

guy lingo

The secret language guys use to communicate to each other when girls or woman are around.

Bro 1: I got so much cake last night!
Bro 2: I see you bro, I would eat that cake you had last night.

Bro 1: Oh fuck yeah bud, I shot the ball into the hoop, is was small but I made it in.
Girl: Wtf are you two dumb asses saying??? Is this some guy lingo that I dont know about???

by Shimdiggy July 25, 2018