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Lingchi: Death by a thousand cuts. The Slow Death. Traditional Chinese form of torture and execution reserved for the most heinous crimes. Also the process that Google is using on Google + since it left the beta phase. A slow lingering process whereby useful features are sliced off one piece at a time.
When it's my time I want to go quick, like Reader or Orkut. Not like G+, a slow lingering form of lingchi.
Lingchi by Reverend-Theo March 25, 2016
Words you can keep
A girlie that is such a savage but is so cute and pretty. Shes a great friend and very loyal. When u need her she’s there. Very supportive. Will do anything to make you happy.
Linhchi is a pretty cool kid.
Linhchi by mysteryperson1999 June 17, 2019

meat lingzhi 

A plastic vagina sometimes found buried 80m underground in China.
"Bro, what is a meat lingzhi?"
"Dude, search youtube for Chinese News Mistakes Sex Toy for Mysterious Mushroom."
meat lingzhi by Trent Angelus July 1, 2012
Linchi is a name used by people in Devon, uk. This word is used for those skinny unattractive men that always hook up with the younger girls.
you commonly hear it used by people in school or college
Dude 1: that guy is such a linchi
Dude 2: yeah, she's only 14

Tom: yeah my ex pulled a linchi (meaning ran off with an older guy thats not very attractive).
oliver: Damn, you alright?
Linchi by Yo toe April 6, 2009
A girl who is so hot,she'll make you melt.Black hair, asian, and girly.
Linchi's so sexci ;).
Linchi by Tu Madre ;) August 15, 2010

linschild 

A very hot mutual on tiktok <3 they're funny and genuinely nice they deserve so much better :] I LOVE THEM (platonically ofc) baka
Oh you're moots with linschild wow they're hot
linschild by bunni 🙁 March 28, 2021

linschild 

linschild is literally the best moot on tik tok they're very funny and genuinely nice :] they deserve so much better <3
oh you're moots with linschild lol you're hot
linschild by bunni 🙁 March 28, 2021
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